Not So Sweet

I have been called quite a few things in the course of my life, many of these being savagely appropriate. But why anyone should decide I am 'sweet' lies beyond all understanding. Yet the term has been used with extraordinary inaccuracy on more than one occasion.

I am resolved to rectify this stunning misapprehension. I am not sweet in any sense, nor ever have been. Though there was a time I was distinctly cute. Thankfully long ago and forgotten. So there.