Of No Importance

Of all the ways in which one might establish one's utter and total and complete unimportance in the great scheme of things, I warmly recommend trying to get through to a 'customer service officer' at Singtel to discuss the possibility of an appointment to install a connection to what they call their Fibre Network. Once the recorded voice has told you for the 1000th time your call is important to them you couldn't possibly be under any illusion that your call mattered to them in the slightest.