Utterly Juvenile

I have just one Australian colleague, the estimable Blake, and, astonishingly, it turns out he knows nothing about cricket. He genuinely had no idea at all of the Aussies' recent Ashes humiliation at the hands of the English tourists. Can you believe that? There was absolutely no point in rubbing it in as it meant nothing to him. A glorious and, let's face it, rare opportunity wasted.

Fortunately there are lots of Liverpool fans around in the staffroom. Hah!