Miked

The Gordon Brown gaffe of a day or so back suggested a rather good wheeze to me. If we all went around wearing microphones that switched themselves on at arbitrary intervals, and broadcast our conversations to all and sundry, the world would be a more interesting place. I'm guessing the technology would be readily available in these digitally enhanced days.

I reckon I'd survive at least a couple of days before my reputation would be completely blown. At least that's a bit longer than poor Gordon managed.