Lines Down

Now in Maison KL, but I'm afraid the phone lines are down, which means limited access for me to this Far Place. The missus blames the lizards (rather than the monkeys) for reasons too complex to go into here. Despite feeling mildly cut-off from civilisation as we know it - the kids are moaning about not being able to get on something known as Facebook - life is eventful here. Today we attended the wettest wedding I have ever experienced. In fact, it's the only wet wedding I've experienced - but it was, trust me, transcendentally wet.

Now eating roti prata and drinking teh tarik - so all is well. Not staying up for the England game. Too old. Too wise.